As you’ve in all probability seen by now, Donald Trump has spent everything of his presidency saying certifiably insane, 100% made-up stuff, together with however not restricted to suggesting he invented the phrase “caravan”; claiming you want an I.D. to purchase cereal; insisting a hurricane was going to hit Alabama when it undoubtedly wasn’t; telling folks that wind generators offer you most cancers; dubbing himself the best environmentalist president in additional than 100 years; and repeatedly speaking a couple of nonexistent business flight stuffed with “thugs” who apparently used their frequent-flier miles to get a deal on a red-eye to Washington. With fewer than two months till the election, these statements have solely gotten extra absurd and have targeted practically utterly on his opponent, Joe Biden. In the previous few weeks, the president has claimed his opponent is managed by “people that are in the dark shadows,” that he’s nice with kids being “slaughtered,” and that if he’s elected, you’ll need to flee your property in the midst of the evening. On Thursday it was proven that Trump took his Biden commentary to its subsequent “logical” conclusion, claiming in an interview that the Democratic nominee has gained an edge within the polls through the use of…performance-enhancing medicine.“I think there’s probably—possibly—drugs involved,” Trump instructed Fox Information host Jeanine Pirro in an interview that can air on Saturday evening. “That’s what I hear. I mean, there’s possibly drugs. I don’t know how you can go from being so bad where you can’t even get out a sentence.”Discover that even within the fog of his pathological lies and dementia, a teeny-tiny a part of Trump is aware of that he’s filled with shit, therefore the hedging that the Democratic nominee for president of the USA is “probably,” “possibly” on medicine. Nonetheless, that doesn’t cease him from floating the concept that there’s no different clarification for Biden performing properly on the marketing campaign path than maybe that he’s juicing. This, as a reminder, is coming from a man who struggles with easy phrases within the English language, whose demeanor makes individuals suppose he may need had a stroke, and who, simply this week, pronounced the phrases “from among” like this:However hey, that’s the place we’re in 2020: the president of the USA accusing the Democratic nominee of doping, which implies we’re in all probability only one interview or rally away from him claiming he noticed Biden dealing medicine exterior the Washington Monument or that he died eight years in the past and was changed by a physique double. At this level, there’s a non-zero probability that Trump will demand Biden be examined for steroids earlier than the debates. Simply kidding: he already did that. (“We’re going to call for a drug test, by the way, because his best performance was against Bernie,” Trump instructed the Washington Examiner final month. “It wasn’t that he was Winston Churchill because he wasn’t, but it was a normal, boring debate. You know, nothing amazing happened. And we are going to call for a drug test because there’s no way — you can’t do that.” Trump additionally stated he needed Hillary Clinton examined in 2016, as a result of he didn’t all of the sudden lose his thoughts in a single day.)In the meantime, in different presidential batshittery over simply the course of the final 24 hours:If you need to obtain the Levin Report in your inbox day by day, click on right here to subscribe.Silicon Valley is making ready for Trump to say he gained earlier than the votes are literally counted
