Fortnite – Fortnite has horrible corn and pie our bodies now
Enjoyable reality about mince pie: Folks used to assume it induced nightmares, and in some instances, even madness. On condition that, the Nightmare Earlier than Christmas grin on Mincemeat, one in every of two new and horrible Fortnite skins, is acceptable.
I actually don’t love the way in which Mincemeat’s crust-skin has large gashes in it, exposing his comfortable, fruit and rum innards. Nevertheless, Cobb is arguably the extra horrible pores and skin, as a result of his flexed arm leads me to imagine that the kernels of corn on his physique are literally bulging muscle tissues, which to me is worse than in the event that they had been simply common, juicy pustules.
All issues thought-about, I do not assume these new Fortnite skins are worse than the shirtless banana, whose pale, nipple-less chest stays very disconcerting to me. They rank a detailed second and third, although.
There are particular options to notice right here: Cobb’s kernels pop into popcorn as he takes harm, and Mincemeat’s again bling is a bowl with a mincemeat arm in it, stirring away at itself. You possibly can see the popping impact within the gif under:
The Cobb and Mincemeat skins can be found within the Fortnite merchandise store now. You possibly can both get them collectively within the Harvest Bounty Bundle for two,000 V-bucks, or piecemeal: Cobb prices 1,200 V-bucks and Mincemeat prices 1,500.
In US {dollars}, it is $eight for 1,000 V-bucks, or $20 for two,800, so you may should spend at the very least $16 if you would like one or each skins. Are these monstrosities worth $16? That may be a resolution all of us should make for ourselves.
