WELCOME TO FART COURT — the place allegations of flatulence are taken significantly and investigated accordingly.
As we speak’s suspect … Ronnie O’Sullivan, a star snooker participant from England, who appeared to tear a humungous fart throughout competitors this week however tried in charge it on the decide.
The proof … Ronnie — aka “The Rocket” — was taking part within the Northern Eire Open on Wednesday, competing towards Matthew Stevens when somebody tore ass.
The world was principally empty because of COVID — so the one individuals within the room have been the gamers and officers.
In different phrases, you possibly can hear a pin drop … or on this case, a buttcheek ripple.
The poot was so loud, everybody took discover — together with the announcers who instantly cracked jokes and started to recommend Ronnie was the flatulator.
However, Ronnie did not take the blame initially — as a substitute, an official and asking, “Was that you just?!”
However, the denial did not final lengthy, Ronnie finally copped to the anal honk … saying after the match, “I dropped my guts — I’m taking full possession of that. I’ve had abdomen issues for a few months.”
He continued, “I did say ‘Was that you just’ to the referee however, I’m pleased with that one.”
Match officers have been additionally requested concerning the incident — and confirmed O’Sullivan because the grasp blaster.
So, there you’ve gotten it … Ronnie — GUILTY AS CHARGED!!